The characters are:
* Alf: Daniel Zuluaga
*Avatar: Jenny Yela
*Einstein: Daniel Schaefer
*Hitler: Daniela Lopez
And we are going to say:
// We are going to begin with a video
Alf: Avatar... Avatar... Avatar are you alive?
Avatar: Shh..Shut up Alf, I have a headache! For your fault, we are here..
Alf: What the fuck happened here?
Avatar: How do you dare to say that what happen? Look, is such a shame how people became, so ugly and so fool..
Alf: Oh yeah, I really sorry...
//Pointing to the public
Avatar: What are we going to do?
Alf: Take it easy! I have an idea.
Avatar:For your last idea, we are like we are...
Alf: Oh! You are always like that! always putting problems... who will think that was bad idea make juggling with the atomics bombs.
Avatar: I don't have another option. Tell me your idea
Alf: Bring two humans, maybe they know what to do with that...
Avatar: Good idea! But... who are we going to bring?
Alf: What about the Mona Lisa?
//We are going to show a normal picture of her
Avatar: Not that bitch, I don't trust in her.
//We are going to show a modified picture of her
Avatar: Do you see? I told you.
Avatar: What about John Lennon?
Alf: No! He is so pacific!
//There, we show a picture of him (so peace and love)
Alf: Do you see? I told you.
Avatar: What about Einstein?
Alf: The oldie man? What is he going to know about all of this?
Avatar: Don't you know who is him? What a fool! Obviously, you don't know who is him.
Alf: I obviously, know who is he, and I know that you choose him, because of his mustache...
Alf: And I have someone better, his mustache is rarer.
//There, we show a picture of Hitler
Avatar: Are you insane?
Alf: Oh! You are always putting problems!
Avatar: Ok. But remember that all of that is your idea...yours like when you burned Mars, you created Alex 3, you were the one that put the San Peter's pants down...
//Interrups Alf
Alf: Shhhh, shut up! Let me solve this...
//Alf throw something (like a chalk) to Hitler and Einstein. And they <<wake up>>
Hitler: What the fuck am I doing here? What is all this people? So ugly and who are you?
Einstein: Relax! It is too easy to measuring the temperature, velocity, with the circular motion..
//sticks out his tongue
Hitler: What are you talking about? What shit are you talking about? Where am I? All this people looking us, they are so blacks!
//Hits a desk
Einstein: They are relatively blacks!
Hitler: Relativity? What is that?
Einstein:Relativity! What a good question, for this we need to know, what is physic?
Physics born in a..
//He'll begin to write on the board equations
Hitler: No! No! No! What are you talking about?
Einstein: Did you understand?
//Like if he wasn't listening Hitler
Hitler: What the hell, am I going to know? They should burned everybody, like in Mars...
Einstein: Mars? Is burned?
//Walks like insane
Einstein: I can't believe it's possible! mass, energy, velocity...
//writting in the board
Hitler: No! No! I see that I must create alone the new specie, this oldie man is crazy!
//HItler and Einstein, turn like frozen
Avatar: I told you! Now the unique solution, is disappear this idiots.
Alf: This torn hot! I better go to drink a beer to Moe's bar.
Our team is conformed by four minds, interested in different kind of topics. We are: Daniel Schaefer, Daniel Zuluaga, Paola Yela and Daniela López
jueves, 11 de octubre de 2012
Did you know the whole history?
Einstein was a German-born theoretical physicist, winner of the Nobel Prize in Physics and the most famous scientist of the 20th century.
Albert Einstein was born in Ulm in southwest Germany on 14 March 1879. His family later moved to Italy after his father's electrical equipment business failed. Einstein studied at the Institute of Technology in Zurich and received his doctorate in 1905 from the University of Zurich. In the same year he published four groundbreaking scientific papers. One introduced his special theory of relativity and another his equation 'E = mc²' which related mass and energy.
Within a short time Einstein's work was recognised as original and important. In 1909, he became associate professor of theoretical physics at Zurich, in 1911 professor of theoretical physics at the German University in Prague and then returned to the Institute of Technology in Zurich the following year. In 1914, he was appointed director of the Kaiser Wilhelm Institute for Physics in Berlin. He became a German citizen in the same year. In 1916 he published his theory of general relativity.
Einstein received the 1921 Nobel Prize in Physics for his discovery of the law of the photoelectric effect and his work in the field of theoretical physics.
During the 1920's Einstein lectured in Europe, North and South America and Palestine, where he was involved in the establishment of the Hebrew University in Jerusalem.
Born into a Jewish family and a supporter of pacifism and Zionism, Einstein increasingly became the focus of hostile Nazi propaganda. In 1933, the year the Nazis took power in Germany, Einstein emigrated to America. He accepted a position at the Institute of Advanced Study in Princeton and took US citizenship.
Einstein retired from the institute in 1945 but worked for the rest of his life towards a unified field theory to establish a merger between quantum theory and his general theory of relativity. He continued to be active in the peace movement and in support of Zionist causes and in 1952 he was offered the presidency of Israel, which he declined.
Einstein died on 18 April 1955 in Princeton, New Jersey.
How about a little history?
Adolf Hitler was born on 20 April 1889 in Braunau-am-Inn on the Austrian-German border. His father was a customs official. Hitler left school at 16 with no qualifications and struggled to make a living as a painter in Vienna. This was where many of his extreme political and racial ideas originated.
In 1913, he moved to Munich and, on the outbreak of World War One, enlisted in the German army, where he was wounded and decorated. In 1919, he joined the fascist German Workers' Party (DAP). He played to the resentments of right-wingers, promising extremist 'remedies' to Germany's post-war problems which he and many others blamed on Jews and Bolsheviks. By 1921 he was the unquestioned leader of what was now the National Socialist German Workers' Party (NSDAP or Nazi Party).
In 1923, Hitler attempted an unsuccessful armed uprising in Munich and was imprisoned for nine months, during which time he dictated his book 'Mein Kampf' outlining his political ideology. On his release he began to rebuild the Nazi Party and used new techniques of mass communication, backed up with violence, to get his message across. Against a background of economic depression and political turmoil, the Nazis grew stronger and in the 1932 elections became the largest party in the German parliament. In January 1933, Hitler became chancellor of a coalition government. He quickly took dictatorial powers and began to institute anti-Jewish laws. He also began the process of German militarisation and territorial expansion that would eventually lead to World War Two. He allied with Italy and later Japan to create the Axis.
Hitler's invasion of Poland in September 1939 began World War Two. After military successes in Denmark, Norway and Western Europe, but after failing to subdue Britain in 1941, Hitler ordered the invasion of the Soviet Union. The Jewish populations of the countries conquered by the Nazis were rounded up and killed. Millions of others whom the Nazis considered racially inferior were also killed or worked to death. In December 1941, Hitler declared war on the United States. The war on the eastern front drained Germany's resources and in June 1944, the British and Americans landed in France. With Soviet troops poised to take the German capital, Hitler committed suicide in his bunker in Berlin on 30 April 1945.
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